Eddie Izzard

Ashton Kutcher

• aplusk: congrats to @brianp - http://tcrn.ch/bzFnwj nice work, sir!
• aplusk: Time for a hair cut. I'm starting to look like Justin Beiber http://yfrog.com/4v45ecj
• aplusk: @prsarahevans I'll reveal my apps at a later date. I got some secret weapons in there, not ready for the world yet.
• aplusk: @phillfo wow
• aplusk: @TimoMU nice pic

William Shatner

• WilliamShatner: @Xenjn Thanks so much! I think so too. My best, Bill
• WilliamShatner: Help us build www.MYOUTERSPACE.com to be the best that it can! Your feedback is priceless; you don’t want to miss this. My best, Bill
• WilliamShatner: @Sunfell That's the beauty! www.MYOUTERSPACE.com is for ANYONE who would like to contribute to a film. My best, Bill
• WilliamShatner: Geekosystem Reports: http://www.geekosystem.com/cxjii Great article about www.MYOUTERSPACE.com. My best, Bill
• WilliamShatner: @SuziQ1206 Great! Thanks for joining, this will be a fun experience. My best, Bill

Kim Kardashian

• KimKardashian: I'm going to start eating better, what are some good no carb snacks?
• KimKardashian: I'm only taking pics w buff tranny's! Love our new rule! RT @reggie_bush I'm only taking pics w Midget Strippers! New Rule!!! :-)
• KimKardashian: RT @reggie_bush It's sad that now days if you take pics with fans, there's a possibility that you may be accused of dating that person
• KimKardashian: On my way 2 the gym! Listening to Power 106! Love Liz! Big Boy and Tattoo!!!
• KimKardashian: For the record not ONE reply said to workout! Everyone said sleep and be rested. Usually its like half and half but not this time!
• KimKardashian: I know, I'm gonna split the time and do sit ups and squats at home for 30mins! Best of both worlds
• KimKardashian: I have a shoot in the morning. Do I get up at 6am to workout or sleep that extra hour to and look more rested. Toned or rested???
• KimKardashian: @RENEEBABY206 love u doll! Xo
• KimKardashian: Stunning! Watch fashion police RT @XO_Bianca_XO @KimKardashian are u watching @KhloeKardashian on Fashion Police? your sis looks stunning!
• KimKardashian: Goodnight doll.... Sweet dreams! RT @itsinia And goodnight my idols,may god be with you tonight guarding your dreams.

Denise Richards

• DENISE_RICHARDS: RT @joannakrupa: http://twitpic.com/17n5tt - pls help save this poor pitbull
• DENISE_RICHARDS: @lisarinna this is why I love you:)
• DENISE_RICHARDS: @Stryker72 it moved to los angeles, it would've been nice to go to michigan but I was happy to be close to my girls!
• DENISE_RICHARDS: RT @IfWeTweetIt: PLEASE sign & RT NO CENSORSHIP Stop Florida film Incentives from excluding Gay characters http://bit.ly/d1Eipq
• DENISE_RICHARDS: #RIPLaylaGrace this puts everything in perspective..my heart goes out to her dear family...she passed away this morning..
• DENISE_RICHARDS: doing thank you cards with Sami for her gifts..have the cutest ones from Tiny Prints they match the invites!
• DENISE_RICHARDS: @kathyireland you're a class act...xo
• DENISE_RICHARDS: RT @TaliazTweetz: @DENISE_RICHARDS RT @LaylaGrace: Layla went to play with the angels early this morning. Rest in peace precious Layla. ...
• DENISE_RICHARDS: @reginus really?!? had no idea...
• DENISE_RICHARDS: couldn't make it to my dance class...traffic was a mess. really need a workout, maybe a nice hike.

Angelina Jolie

Lance Armstrong

• lancearmstrong: @laylagrace passed away this morning. Wishing the family peace and strength
• lancearmstrong: http://twitpic.com/17kg05 - Look who got some new pages in their passport???
• lancearmstrong: Just toured Spine Road Secondary School and saw the great work the @jagfoundation is doing. Giving kids a reason to dream BIG thru sport.
• lancearmstrong: Smoking kills. Your vote matters. http://bit.ly/9SWpC3 Please votestrong now!!
• lancearmstrong: http://twitpic.com/17ix65 - Cool shot of Cape Town's new stadium for the Soccer World Cup.

Britney Spears

• britneyspears: The first date of my Circus tour was one year ago today. Thanks again for an amazing year filled with amazing memories! - Brit
• britneyspears: New BS Alert! See what bulls#it TMZ posted at http://www.britneyspears.com/rumors
• britneyspears: Check out this just released BTS photo from Britney’s Terry Richardson Candie's shoot: http://bit.ly/britcandiesbts - Adam Leber
• britneyspears: RT @candiesbrand: Good Morning Tweeps! When we get to 4000 followers, we're going to post the other Britney pic from the Terry Richardso ...
• britneyspears: RT @candiesbrand Yay! You did it! Roller Skates win ---> http://bit.ly/cvJt4t

Shaq

• THE_REAL_SHAQ: "In one's life, simplicity is extremely important in order to obtain happiness. Abandon faulty states of mind and faulty people. D lama
• THE_REAL_SHAQ: Legendary Peter Max paints life size Shaq :) dats right & signed by meee!! Don't I look good n dat suit! :)www.facebook.com/shaq
• THE_REAL_SHAQ: Wut you lookin at? http://yfrog.com/jd7lcj
• THE_REAL_SHAQ: Respect is like a seed, it needs 2 b nurtured wit integrity,love and faith in god. Self respect is da 1st and last step 2 wholesome living
• THE_REAL_SHAQ: @GoldNGirl9 tank u

Rainn Wilson

• rainnwilson: Sarah Palin admitted she used to get health care in Canada & Glenn Beck admitted he used to get his human baby sacrifices from Canada.
• rainnwilson: I want to go to this store http://post.ly/RjXm
• rainnwilson: will someone tell me once and for all: what the fuck is Riboflavin?!
• rainnwilson: Ladies & Gents, new album by perhaps the best band 'round, FRIGHTENED RABBIT! http://tinyurl.com/y8nxpqg LISTEN! http://tinyurl.com/ydhpwf2
• rainnwilson: Ringo Ate my Baby! http://post.ly/Rbc0

Demi Moore

• mrskutcher: It is deserved! RT @moonfrye At the big event for Alzheimers awareness! Getting ready to accept my award. So nervous!
• mrskutcher: How stunning is Jennifer Lopez? http://twitpic.com/17mb0z
• mrskutcher: RT @AaronCohen777 Haiti: Human Trafficking On The Rise After Earthquake thousand being trafficked out of the country http://bit.ly/5SgHkL
• mrskutcher: So thrilled that Kathryn Bigalow won for best director what a historic moment to have been there for!
• mrskutcher: Heading in to rehersals for my presentation at the Oscars! http://twitpic.com/16s00t

Fred Durst

• freddurst: "What the funk" RT @Mr071: @freddurst if i can not,, what should i say???
• freddurst: Sometimes you just have to say "what the fuck".
• freddurst: @crazygrl2009 me too. Love baseball.
• freddurst: @DieAntwoord why don't y'all come by the studio and let's make a jam?
• freddurst: @andykevinwalker where's the invite?!

Jimmy Fallon

• jimmyfallon: Tonight we have Chelsea Handler, Matt Walsh and... it's March in New York City so - The Allman Brothers will be playing.
• jimmyfallon: our pal Abigail Breslin is now on Twitter @yoabbaabba. Hope you're liking twitter!
• jimmyfallon: Lazy Sunday (Live Version) http://bit.ly/94rgvW
• jimmyfallon: Freshman 15 http://bit.ly/bmECxy
• jimmyfallon: http://twitpic.com/17g6yf - It's fun shooting so close to SNL. Samberg surprised us and performed "Lazy Sunday" with Parnell. On tonight.

Luke Wilson

John Cleese

• JohnCleese: Nice man at Chortle credits Nigerian Lottery http://bit.ly/_chortle - via Cleese News Minion
• JohnCleese: Hope you noticed the Daily Mail ripped off Garry's photos... And not even a thank you... Or a poke in the eye.
• JohnCleese: Sign up to JC's newsletter, and get information before anyone else! http://bit.ly/nigerianlottery - Minion #23
• JohnCleese: New t-shirts: Smile, or the tooth gets it - http://worldofcheese.net USA/CAN and UK/EU - love from JC's t-shirt Minion #3 (drunk)
• JohnCleese: oops

Ryan Seacrest

• RyanSeacrest: http://twitpic.com/17mngr - Less than 30 mins...about to change
• RyanSeacrest: this song's gonna be hot...even @oprah gets a shoutout: http://bit.ly/9XtUAl. What u think 
• RyanSeacrest: At idol run thru...8 songs. It's a packed hour. We will be flying!
• RyanSeacrest: rehearsing at idol. btw, if u missed Simon and his gal pal kissing on Leno last night...ur gonna wanna see this: http://bit.ly/dzA0rp
• RyanSeacrest: With a heavy heart, im sad to say @laylagrace passed away early this morning. She fought a good fight.may she rest in peace. #riplaylagrace
• RyanSeacrest: i world premiered @jessicasimpson's new song "who we are" this morn, listen here: http://bit.ly/a2jAl6
• RyanSeacrest: Here's all the info u need for the premiere of @ladygaga's video on thursday: http://bit.ly/9OJgJK
• RyanSeacrest: ok, here's the plan: you, me and @justinbieber at @disneyland...who's in??? http://bit.ly/bieberland. Thx @southwestair!
• RyanSeacrest: u saw our promo during Oscars - now really need u!! Help & sign @jamie_oliver's petition for better food in schools: http://bit.ly/tYVgA
• RyanSeacrest: Hearing our oscar red carpet special got over 3.5 mil viewers in th u.s....thx for watching guys! Ratings were best in years! Cheers

Hugh Jackman

• RealHughJackman: Just met with Mexico's President Felipe Calderon and First Lady Margarita. They were both incredibly interesting, warm and inviting.
• RealHughJackman: Just arrived in Mexico city!! Happy to be back here......
• RealHughJackman: Hey-Sorry, I have been quiet. spending much needed time with the deb and the kids. summer plans?
• RealHughJackman: I will bring Wolverine to Mexico City on May 26 to provide a moment of fun escapism and a treat for some of the loyal fans of the comic.
• RealHughJackman: My thoughts and prayers have been with all of those that have suffered directly or indirectly from the swine flu in Mexico.
• RealHughJackman: Back in NYC with family. Looking forward to a relaxing weekend...
• RealHughJackman: Just landed in Rio. It is an incredible night!
• RealHughJackman: In Sao Paulo....Heading to Corinthians training ground. Looking forward to meeting the team!!
• RealHughJackman: Thank you to everyone who has already seen the movie and for all you positive feedback. It really means a lot!
• RealHughJackman: Thanks Mate. We all worked really hard on it. RT@ swarheely just saw wolverine, it was awesome! everyone did a great job!

Perez Hilton

• PerezHilton: My mom's been on vacation since Friday and I can barely function. I miss her so much! :-(
• PerezHilton: @peaches_g Ha!
• PerezHilton: @OhFerras ;-)
• PerezHilton: Inside the cat and dog meat market in China http://bit.ly/cdEDUZ
• PerezHilton: @DarrenBaber Welcome!
• PerezHilton: @OhFerras Check it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ9xR-eVNOs
• PerezHilton: @Liindsanity Ha!
• PerezHilton: @andrewcurryCA Plan! xoxo
• PerezHilton: @joshuami11er Congrats! You know how to party!
• PerezHilton: @ColtonSings Sounds like a plan! xoxo
• PerezHilton: @JessicaSimpson Listen to Jessica's new song, the theme to her upcoming reality show, HERE http://bit.ly/cAveDS Thoughts?
• PerezHilton: Now all the Jonas brothers are finally on Twitter! Say hello to recently married @Kevinjonas
• PerezHilton: Dogs in slow-mo catching treats! So simple yet so sweet. http://bit.ly/cdJ7VB
• PerezHilton: I just pooped my pants! Got THE MOST exciting news about my #SXSW concert in Austin on March 20th. Gonna be so epic!!!!!!!!
• PerezHilton: Congratulations Sinjoyla Townsend and Angelisa Young! http://bit.ly/dmjXpO
• PerezHilton: @KimKardashian I love them too!
• PerezHilton: TiVo is hurting! http://bit.ly/cJSvq3
• PerezHilton: Woo! http://twitpic.com/17jk6i
• PerezHilton: @spencerpratt The Illuminati is after you!
• PerezHilton: @ladybusiness You're just jealous of her tittays!